davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

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-teesa-:

9.9.14

It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”

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suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

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bag-gins:

we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

reblogged 6 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 216,708 notes via/source
janemba:

the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist

janemba:

the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist

reblogged 6 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 107,713 notes via/source

presidentmikasa:

twisted-oak:

The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man

this is The Best Post

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gorlt:

why are people so afraid to google things? why come to someone’s inbox and ask a researchable question where you may have to wait hours, days, even weeks for a response when you can google it in less than 3 seconds? what are you afraid of? results?

reblogged 1 day ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 16,350 notes via/source

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